being a bum

"juliet at the beach...boyeee"

so i got my report card from summer session 1 and that was the one where my prof. told me that going to california and missing 3 classes would negatively affect my grade. well i am pleased to announce that it DIDN'T and i got an A. this would be awesome but for the unfortunate fact that some dumb adjunct gave me a B+ last semester. just cuz she is a dumb bitch. so my gpa is 3.941. just so unfair. maybe i did bad on my practicum, and will get a B+. that will make the pain a bit less.

so we went to the hamptons this weekend and it was nice. judy's house is amazing. it was crazy having my entire family cramped together, but really nice too. well, not nice so much. i don't know. i do know that my father does this ridiculous levitating flip in the air in the middle of his sleep. i also know that he snores like little nicky. it is not a joke. andy actually got up and left the room and slept with paulie (yes i caught paulie cuddling around andy's large bum). but the trip was nice. the d slept pretty well. i mean, she got up at 5am every day, which is fucking madness, but at least she slept through the night.

so i've just been chilling, trying to work on the scrapbook for the engagement party without juliet getting killed...today i was what scrapbooking tools refer to as "cropping" and she was "helping" me (i gave her a bunch of crap to do) and i um, like, cut a picture, and i look up and she's sitting on the glass table pouring salt all over it. she had climbed over the treadmill and onto it. she is wildwoman. so i took her to my in-laws for the day, and ended up just kicking it with my father in law aka poppy aka "pop". tonite we went to rye beach where for 10 years we (mostly andy) played volleyball every monday night during the summer. it was SO weird to be there. saw a bunch of random folks. andy basked in it, like the mayor of p.c. that he is. such a dork. juliet walked right into the ocean. in her dress. look at the pic again...she is soaked.

so poor tori spelling, huh? her mother fixed that shit so she only made $800, 000 off her father's estate. sometimes, mothers are pure evil. this mother had a boyfriend. tori spelling's brother is so frightening looking, isn't he?

tomorrow is my sister liz's 21st birthday. i am hoping we will got to coyote flaco and drink margaritas.

thursday and friday i have my aba training. i am stoked.

i am also stoked about next weekend...we are going to atlantic city for 2 days to partay! my mother is not yet aware that we'll be gone for 2 nights. i'll tell her tomorrow night (over margaritas!)

oh shit, and also, beadlepalooza is back on. on saturday. totally forgot! while i was a bit nervous, billy beets assures me that kathy beets wants a huge and asskicking party, so i'm looking forward to some beadlemadness :)