guilty pleasure post

holy shit, literally...so flavor of love the second and even more fake season has begun and it promises to put the whole new york/pumkin fiasco to shaaaaame. i apologize that i didn't watch and commment until now, but i'll just let you know that andy and i are tiVo freaks, and never watch things when they're on. damn commercials and their brainwashing ways. anyway, flava flav the cat is currently acting like quite the moushad for some reason, and so i thought i'd write about flava flav the crazyass man and his ridiculous jerry springer like show.

spoiler alert.

some girl SHIT HER FUCKING PANTS RIGHT ON HIS FLOOR. she stooped down and let the children out (not at the pool; on the rug). so then she books up the stairs to the bathroom...AND SHITS ON THE STAIRS AS SHE'S RUNNING BY. this bitch puts raab himself to shame! and these hos are all like, "sniff sniff! what's that AWFUL smell?" and one of them STEPS in it! they're all dressed like they're going to the prom only the ghetto slut prom, all titties out and shit and they're like, "where's SUMTHIN?" you know, sumthin', that's the girl's name. (oh, wait, not to interrupt, but flav is NOT on my lap all moushad, it's denis. my biskit) anyway, they realize that the girl is in the bathroom, and that there is quite a stench wafting out and flav knocks and is like, "yo sumthin', did you shit on my floor?" and she opens the door with her pants down and is quite frankly like, "i had to shit. sorry." and EVERYONE IS OKAY WITH THIS. flava flav is all, "yo, g, i like her...she's keepin' it real." SHE FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR.

does this happen in real life? my unpottytrained daughter has never shit on the floor, yet this grown woman on fucking tv just oops! let it out all over the floor??? seriously. i am not even making this up. i just don't get it.

also, elf is a great movie. i love the christmas spirit.

the surreal life with flava and brigitte is actually on right now...it is the one w/charro in las vegas, and charro is so cool! but seriously, flava flav is the most ridiculous human being in this world.