when homicide seems like the only solution

here i am again, and yes, i am quite pmsing. but i hate everyone right now. well, not everyone so much as very specific people. like the fuckwads who valet park the cars for macmenimin's next door. i come home w/a 2 year old and cannot park in my fucking parking lot cuz they park across 2 spaces. what the FUCK. i am so ready to go out there and just go crazy. the only reason i didn't when i came in was cuz i had young jules with me. that would have given me the leverage to be totally mental, but that's not fair to do to an innocent and exhausted d.



to take my mind off this i will say that this weekend in the hamptons, my aunt drove juliet and i around and around the streets in town to get the belly to sleep. a particular place we kept driving by was the star room in wainscott, which is literally down the street from her house. it is a room where all the celebs go, and on saturday it was hopping. we kept trying to sneak glimpses at who it was there, but of course didn't see shit. today i read in US weekly that it was CARMEN ELECTRA hosting a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how crazy is that????!!!!

plus, i am very angry at stupid dave navarro who is rumored to be with JENNA JAMESON. ew. she's a fucking pornstar. who's married. i hate when men cheat on their wives. with jenna jameson. i don't even like carmen electra, but i feel like she was wronged. damnit dave. why?!