i'm bringing back the ninjas.

last night we went to the san genero festival in little italy like we do every year and we purchased some highly illegal teenage mutant ninja turtles, who are in fact young babies. 2 of them. they are named michaelangelo and donatello, and they are so small you want to pop them in your mouth. apparently, that is why they are so illegal, cuz in the 70s there was a salmonella scare cuz these eatable baby turtles were sold for like a dollar a piece to young stupid children who were immediately popping them in their mouths and thus obtaining said salmonella. (i did research when we got home last night cuz my mom said they were illegal cuz they were a choking hazard. haha). anyway, flav immediately sought the baby mutants out and tried to eat them, so they are in juliet's room now, safe and sound. i love them!