Melancholia

i had a weird vibe kinda day. sometimes, that just happens. so right now i'm feeling kinda strange.

i started reading chuck klosterman's "killing yourself to live" which claims to be 85% true life. my favorite part thus far (i'm on page 2) is where he says that everything in his personal life is as true as he can remember as he doesn't record personal conversations, etc. (ahem. fuck you oprah)(as in "a million little pieces." you mean, you don't remember vividly the time you were puking out bloody pieces of stomach in a urinal in rehab in such harsh, awful illuminating detail? no shit!) it seems to be about him, chuckie boy, who co-wrote a book with our boy marc spitz, going on a X-country road trip visiting all the places where our favorite music heroes and heroines died. i think i will like.

i got my christmas cards in the mail today and that made me supremely happy and excited.

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only 1 kiddie tomorrow, which is fabuloso. and he's my favorito kiddie too. he's the lowest functioning, and for some reason, just the best.

**note** the rob zombie version of blitzkrieg bop is truly awful. and i love me some rob zombie.

then it's suck-fest wednesday, where i have 3 kids and it lasts (for the last time praise gee whiz) til 5:30. SUCK-FEST.
then it's gobble gobble Bloody Massacre day. i fucking HATE thanksgiving. isn't that dreadful? but i truly, truly do. it is a BLOOD FEAST ISLAND MAN DAY!

and i don't hate it cuz i'm really that political, altho i do tell juliet all about the massacre and the pox and the devastation brought on the world by the white man (we are descended from a great race of indian warrior princesses i.e. princess heatherflower of the montauk indians. i don't believe this myself, but my family does have some pretty hard proof.) maybe i hate it cuz its just such a fake ass holiday impeding the gloriousness of candycane goodness that is christmas.