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in case you were wondering, "employee of the month" was fucking awful. jessica "boobs magee" simpson just stood around with her simpsons hanging out making weird, bucktoothed duck faces all night. i know ducks don't have teeth. it's a wonder to me too. and dane cook. seriously. who wrote this godforsaken flick? oh, joe simpson's name was somewhere in the credits. they even made my favorite harlan williams unhilarious.
dumb.
however, other comedian specials you should check out if you would care to do so include:
katt williams (the pimp chronicals part 1), who i at first was annoyed at cuz 1)that freaking "nephew" snoop dog was in his intro, and he is just...i don't know. something about him makes me very frightened. even if my mom likes him. and calls him "my nephew." 2) he just kept saying "motherfucker" a lot. then presto chango, he turned into a wiley and wonderful little man. i especially love the part where he starts saying "fuck michael!" over and over. he gets so heated. about michael jackson, of course. hilarious.
don't believe me? i accept your challange:

and
demetri martin. person. seriously. go to this here website and watch him. you will laugh. you will love. i swear it.
he is a very smart and intellectual kind of comedian. and he is multitalented. you should see him play guitar. piano. harmonica. and bells. and draw. with two hands. wonderful. here's his myspace. friend him. do it. http://www.myspace.com/demetrimartin
and in keeping with the spirit of the comedian obsession (i am obsessed with comedy shows, i assure you. didn't know? you learn something new everyday!)felicia michaels is on comedy central right now. i LOVED her when i was a teenage metalhead. i think it was her bangs. and the fact that her last name was "michaels." as in bret. also, she played uncle joey's girlfriend on full house once. she has a funny voice. she cracks me up.
so does nick swanson. who is coming up next. we call him "tug job" for short. he is in reno 911 as the rollerskating gay prostitute (who gives tug jobs) and grandma's boy, which is the funniest movie ever. which you'd never think. you'd think a hyped up movie like employee of the month would be. but it isn't.

on a more musical note. remember that band i told you about, ai? with our old friend zach young (who is not really our friend but we feel like he is since we've been listening to his music since we were 14). well, they're having a contest to see who will promote them on their myspace pages, and i was like, eff myspace, check out my BLOG! so i want to give them another shout out here, and say to you ,dear reader,(i love stephen king so much i'd go to a red sox game with him and him alone)(even tho i do love denis leary too), GO CHECK THEM OUT. GO FRIEND THEM ON MYSPACE. LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC. LEAVE THEM A COMMENT. TELL THEM LADY JADED SENT YOU. (not lady jane.haha).

oh, and their website is aimusic.com however i don't know if it's www or http or what.

final news of the night. while watching the awful movie, somehow andy managed to BREAK MY FUCKING TOE. i kid you not. i saw stars. and then, i saw his face. and when i saw his face ("i wasn't expecting that one" eyes wild and hair all askew) i knew for sure something dreadful had happened. he said he heard a "snap, crackle and pop." he thought it was my whole ankle. alas, it is my fucking (blue and crooked) toe. i nearly passed out. (of course). i also nearly passed out last night during grey's anatomy (which was AWESOME, despite the fact that i nearly passed out).

okay. good night.

seriously, go to that website.