hi everyone, and happy fat tuesday! in more traditional and popular terms, that's mardi gras. fat tuesday, or carnival, is a tradition my mother started to observe when we first moved to port chester. it means, get fucking fat! seriously. it's the day before ash wednesday, which all us catholic nuts know means lent is starting. not that i've observed lent since i was at st. columba (pre9thgrade) or since the pope (the old one, not the nazi) said it was OKAY to eat meat on the friday that st. patrick's day happened to fall on. what?? you change this supposedly unfallable doctrine because...of a FAKE holiday? so that we can eat CORNED BEEF? ridiculous. anyway, not to be all heretical, just venting somethings i hate. so yes, it's fat tuesday, and my mother makes a helluva feast tonight (i am aware that she will have sausage soup which is orgasmic) and this is to prepare us for the sacrafices and fastings of lent. for me, i'm just going to get my ass back in gear and stick to my diet. i have to. my fat pants are getting kind of...well, they're not falling off anymore. i suck!
dude, i cut bangs today, a la kelly clarkson. i'm trying to upload them as we speak (pictures, not my bangs). why did i do it? cuz i'm bored of my hair. and cuz i dreamt all night about lorene, who herself cut some amazing bangs. i like.
okay, here i am:
also, do you like my cool pose?
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