professional procrastinator

seriously. i've been at this computer for 43 minutes and i haven't even begun my annual reviews or my other various work-related homework that i must do. i'm so lazy when i have to do shit. i am listening to my world's number one mp3 mix which is entitled "better than the buzz" as in the buzz cd that they sell on late night tv with all songs from our youth. our youth as in high school. like backwater by the meatpuppets and then flavor of the weak by some band, and superman's dead by our lady peace and that song that kevin loves...what the hell is it called??? by seven mary three...i forget. anyway. songs like that. it is fun. it reminds me of the party. which was also great fun.

this song is not fun. it's super bon bon by soul coughing. let me fast forward to some ecstasy by rusted root. which reminds me of both christina and danny. who are both so much fun.

fun! oh yea. the party. it was great. despite the fact that andy doesn't really recall much (which was the point i guess) he had a great 28th bday. unlike last year, when we stood right in front of and got sweated on by trent reznor. i don't get it. but anyway. there were a lot of shots. some were done willingly. some were done at frat boy insistance. (sorry kristen). in memory of 11/9, ol' rolfson brought us a nice bottle of the goldschlager. and like champs who are NOT nearing 30, we did 4 shots of that.





(here we are doing shots of the gold. go for the gold!)
and between shots i was drinking water. it was so fucking strong, that shit. oy vey. we played kings. that was fun. despite the fact that andy kept walking away when it was his turn. remember as kids (like, 21) we would play the 'circle of death' version of kings? that was so much fun! 12 drinking games rolled into one. i got the best pix of therese and suzi i. drinking the king death card. let me upload them right now.








close to midnight, but not yet midnight, it was time to break out the cupcakes that were made especially by the cupcake queen, amy beets (they were fantastic by the way) and we sang an early and drunken happy birthday to andy. who annoyingly kept looking at his watch as in "it's not midnight yet" and then stephen j threw a cupcake at his face.





"stay still motherfucker!"

and to prove just how drunk he was, he didn't wash it off for like 10 minutes. the porcelin! the fragility!






and therese looked amazing (the skinny beeotch!) and you should read her blog cuz it's fucking hilarious and recounts her tale of the my chemical romance concert. we had such a great time reminiscing about seLf, and olden days, and fragile himself who was on dirt, and i cannot believe that danny hates "buffalo 66"!!!! whaaaaat???? this is so off topic and i apologize for it.

so yea. it was fun. we haven't had a party in forEVER so i'm glad we did it. i am NOT glad that we lost an hour cuz that sucked. and still sucks. apparently i am a moron who didn't change her alarm clock and awoke a mere 15 minutes before i had to leave for work this morning. dummmmmmmmmmmmmmbasssssssssss.