why do i watch american idol?

the show gets worse and worse every time it's on the air. i would never in a million years purchase an album created by someone who is on american idol (until it's therese). yet for some reason i'm a thousand percent addicted to it. i mean, again with the love for sanjaya, but dude, he is the WORST!!! yet he is still there. and phil stacey (who granted has the big crazy eyes) was in the bottom three and not hayleY??? dude. america. (america!)(that was from rent!) the best website in the world to me right now is www.votefortheworst.com. it is hilarious, and just to prove it i will tell you that they are taking the credit for taylor hicks winning last year. haha. if i said LOL i would now say LOL. or LMAO. which i don't say. but if i did. also, here is some of the hate mail that "vote for the worst" gets:
Hi Dave how are you? you are a jerk for piking Sangaya he has the voice of 900 angles i wont you to leave him alone pik your just jeallios that sangaya is cute and your an ugly troll beat from the pits of hell you fukin ugly troll asshole i have phoned my layer and he says i can sue you for stress and making me sad so ill see you in court pal
go to hell you gay duo wanna be
-Chris

hey you funnystone! you fucking ugly cold sore looking zit popping running home to yo mommy bald moron with no dick snaggle tooth looking big cow sucking asshole .I hate you and everything that this disease ridding site has to offer .You guys think your so cool trying to play god with these peoples lives this is seious Idol is a seious game and shouldn't be fucked with I demand that you stop with this foolishness gets jobs stop living off of walefare and get a life leave my show alone or so help me you all will be very very sorry.funny stone i have so much hatered for you its so not funny another thing your not funny i have read everything in your site and don't find one drop of it funny so stop trying to be funny and get a job you goober picking midget fucking jacking off cause your to ugly to get layed or date bigfoot look alike you also look like nessie and a mutainted plastic dildo.you problaly wear depends and shit yourself and puke all over the place you eat dog shit and animal shit and you drink mouse pee and lick the fur off of bees
just so were clear I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUR PARENTS FOR HAVING YOU AND I HATE YOUR FAMILY FOR LOVING YOU I DOUBT YOU HAVE FRIENDS BUT IF YIU DO I HATE THEM TO I HATE ANYBODY THAT LIKES A CREEP LIKE YOU.
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU OLD BROWN TURD IN THE TOLIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tiffany

hahahahah. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

i went to see "mary poppins" on broadway last night. holy shit it was amazing. it was the most magnificent and magical spectacular i have ever witnessed. the kids who played jane and michael banks were kind of awful cuz they were understudies, and mary poppins looked like my uncle's ex and most hated girlfriend, but it was a sight for sore eyes...in general. eyes were happy. eye candy. the music wasn't all recognizable, there were a few new songs, but they were pretty good. except, of course, for the time when...in all seriousness i nearly pooped my pants ("i pooped." sarah silverman)...the kids' dolls came to life...and were EVIL and CRAZY and SCARY adn tried to KILL THEM. i was like, WHAT THE FUCK!!!??? but it was a spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrr (rolled toungue) that made me say, "oh THAT'S what all the fuss is about!" seriously. there was flying and dancing on the ceiling and the play inspired me to buy a goddamn t-shirt!! i haven't bought a t-shirt @ a play since tommy. in high school! i seriously think you NEED to go see it.

okay juliet is eating cous cous on the couch (she loves it!) and i'm nervous she's going to start bathing in it, so i must jet. are we praying for snow?