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so a few days ago when young d and i were searching thru youtube to find songs for her to dance to (her faves at the moment are holla back girl and wind it up) i came across this old ass clip of sebastian bach back in the day when he kicked that fan in the face during "piece of me" because the fan had thrown a bottle his head. this was back in the pre-asshole kid rock/limp bizkit concert days when you weren't ENCOURGED to throw bottles at the stage. as did happen at woodstock 99. anyway, that whole scandal was a HUGE part of my life. seriously. when we'd jump into the pool or the water at Red Wing, we would pretend we were sebasian doing that infamous jump, boot first, right into a face. we actually did. a lot. we SWORE we would never go to springfield mass. we were upset that bart simpson LIVED in springfield, because he wouldn't be able to see skid row ever again. (i realize now that that was completely retarded of me. especially since i'm pretty sure that the simpsons didn't live in mass. but ill. or something. but i really loved bart simpson and it broke my heart that he was a woman).



anyway, so i watched the clip. and i realized just WHY i was so obsessed with skid row. because sebastian bach was GODLIKE. i still have posters of him in my closet. but it made me really fucking depressed. because despite watching this old video, and old skid row videos, and thinking "daaaaaaaamn he's HOT" the truth of the matter is that SEBASTIAN BACH WAS ON A REALITY TV SHOW AND BASICALLY WAS AN ASSHOLE THE ENTIRE TIME.

so was jani lane (he looked like a fat bloated red duck who was going bald).

so was vince neil (he had a facelift on cable television).

so was gunnar nelson (even tho he was actually quite lovable on celebrity fit club).

and of course, so were bret michaels and my absolute A#1 love, c.c. deville (who i adored on surreal life because he is such a sweet lover boy).

the list can go on and on about the men who were fucking ROCK GODS in my youth having quite successful but totally lame reality tv shows (ozzy)(do you remember what ozzy WAS and REPRESENTED when he was out in the 70s 80s and even early 90s??? a bumbling retard tv dad???? NO FUCKING WAY!!!) but these specific dudes were my LOVES. my BANDS. how is it that they end up as has beens on these shows? it makes me crazy. all crazy like in the head.

is it friday yet???????????????