*my 30th birthday is in 2 weeks... it is specifically in 15 days. YIKES!
*victoria beckham, who has the most ridiculous boobs in the history of boobage, just turned 34. that makes her only 4 years older than me. yet she seems to be so much older. why are her boobs so awful?
*america ferrera, aka ugly betty, who i love, just turned 24. which makes her 6 years younger than me. yet she seems to be so much older.
**someone PLEASE buy me this shirt for my birthday!**
*kate hudson, who also fits the pattern of seeming so much older than me, is only
29. which makes her a year younger than me.
WHY DO I FEEL SO YOUNG WHEN I AM IN FACT SO OLD??
also, angelina jolie, who is pregnant, is rumored to have gestational diabetes. JUST LIKE ME!! well, rather, just like i DID.
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