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Explore the Depths of my Ramblings on everything from pop culture, education, feminism, raising 2 girls in this mad mixed-up world, mental illness, Bipolar Disorder, Autism and ADHD, books, music...and MORE!
are we still constipated? brook white is merely 24 yet the lines on her face (wrinkles) belie her age to be a more matured 47...
"can we start over?"
jason castro, while once loved by this dreadlock-adoring gal, really kind of needs to go. every song is the same. but i still love him. if only for the dreads.
"i am so adorable! i have dreadlocks! vote for me!
david cook IS the american idol. he is BEYOND the american idol. don't let the naysayers fool you. i do not listen to the crap that american idols put out but i swear i would buy david cook's album. and listen to it.
"i am sultry and sassy"
however, david archuletta needs to basically die and fall off the face of this earth. his voice is most like kermit the frog's, which we all know makes it comperable to alanah myles. yikeroos. i don't get the love that america has for this monchichi. he is so douchey, so sickly sweet. and i just don't get the voice. is it supposed to be good?
"bananas"
perhaps i should say something about syesha? no. not worth my clicking fingers. however let's touch upon the ever so stoned out her gord paula abdul.
*my 30th birthday is in 2 weeks... it is specifically in 15 days. YIKES!
*victoria beckham, who has the most ridiculous boobs in the history of boobage, just turned 34. that makes her only 4 years older than me. yet she seems to be so much older. why are her boobs so awful?
*america ferrera, aka ugly betty, who i love, just turned 24. which makes her 6 years younger than me. yet she seems to be so much older.
**someone PLEASE buy me this shirt for my birthday!**
*kate hudson, who also fits the pattern of seeming so much older than me, is only 29. which makes her a year younger than me.
WHY DO I FEEL SO YOUNG WHEN I AM IN FACT SO OLD??
also, angelina jolie, who is pregnant, is rumored to have gestational diabetes. JUST LIKE ME!! well, rather, just like i DID.
andy is watching wrestling in the other room, and he's all, "jess come in here! barack obama just made the best speech ever!" and i'm all "obama is on wrestling?" and andy replies "they ALL are." it amazes me that we are pulling out all the stops with this here election...going to teen and gossip magazines, debating on morning shows, and now, coming down to wwe and using ye olde wrasslin language, trying to become one with the simple folk. it kind of brings a tear to my eyes. but i am very sick and on a lot of medication.
and indeed they are. i just watched john mccain saying "finally, the mac has come back..." and "can you smell what the mac is cookin?" and makin a bunch of sense for the republican politician...sense that is to the 18-30 year olds that still watch the show.
obama was prob. the best:
but i give props to the usually uptite lady in this all:
as i was writing that blog a few down, about reality tv rockstars, i almost wrote "what am i cursed? will roger be appearing on a vH1 show in the next couple of years? maynard? greg?"
no it's fat mike.
on fuse.
a nofx reality tv show. i feel nuts. again.
also, because of this show, i dreamt that i went to the prom with fat mike. he was wearing a green t shirt. i was so happy to be going to the prom with him. wtf?
so a few days ago when young d and i were searching thru youtube to find songs for her to dance to (her faves at the moment are holla back girl and wind it up) i came across this old ass clip of sebastian bach back in the day when he kicked that fan in the face during "piece of me" because the fan had thrown a bottle his head. this was back in the pre-asshole kid rock/limp bizkit concert days when you weren't ENCOURGED to throw bottles at the stage. as did happen at woodstock 99. anyway, that whole scandal was a HUGE part of my life. seriously. when we'd jump into the pool or the water at Red Wing, we would pretend we were sebasian doing that infamous jump, boot first, right into a face. we actually did. a lot. we SWORE we would never go to springfield mass. we were upset that bart simpson LIVED in springfield, because he wouldn't be able to see skid row ever again. (i realize now that that was completely retarded of me. especially since i'm pretty sure that the simpsons didn't live in mass. but ill. or something. but i really loved bart simpson and it broke my heart that he was a woman).
anyway, so i watched the clip. and i realized just WHY i was so obsessed with skid row. because sebastian bach was GODLIKE. i still have posters of him in my closet. but it made me really fucking depressed. because despite watching this old video, and old skid row videos, and thinking "daaaaaaaamn he's HOT" the truth of the matter is that SEBASTIAN BACH WAS ON A REALITY TV SHOW AND BASICALLY WAS AN ASSHOLE THE ENTIRE TIME.
so was jani lane (he looked like a fat bloated red duck who was going bald).
so was vince neil (he had a facelift on cable television).
so was gunnar nelson (even tho he was actually quite lovable on celebrity fit club).
and of course, so were bret michaels and my absolute A#1 love, c.c. deville (who i adored on surreal life because he is such a sweet lover boy).
the list can go on and on about the men who were fucking ROCK GODS in my youth having quite successful but totally lame reality tv shows (ozzy)(do you remember what ozzy WAS and REPRESENTED when he was out in the 70s 80s and even early 90s??? a bumbling retard tv dad???? NO FUCKING WAY!!!) but these specific dudes were my LOVES. my BANDS. how is it that they end up as has beens on these shows? it makes me crazy. all crazy like in the head.
