I'm nothing but a jealous whore.

Ugh I swear that I am the devil today. I am pms-ing like a mofo, and I'm ugly inside and out. 


Andy is doing Godspell tonight. He has been at practice for 5 nights straight...wait, no, more than that...while I've been home and up with a sick and screaming baby. But that's not what has me so pissy...it's that this play, which was performed 15 years ago, is what BROKE US UP!! 


To me, because I am totally irrational, I'm all "WHY would you want to do this shit again?" 


To him, he thinks he IS Christ incarnate. No, no, no, just me being evil. 


I am FURIOUS that I'm not in it...first, because it would prove to the 18 year old inside of me that WE AREN'T GOING TO BREAK UP AGAIN and also, because I AM THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE ON STAGE!! Sigh. When I asked if I could be in it, he said "No, only past performers of Godspell." Then last night I read the playbill... 


Oh, HELL no! So many people are in it for the first time! So many wives/husbands are in it for the first time! Oh, NOOO you didn't! 


So I'm so not looking forward to this. Because I have to stop being 7 years old and suck it up and be a supportive and grown up wife. And while that's hard enough, it's even WORSE when you are PMSING LIKE A MOFO!!!


And ugly inside and out.


Ugh, to go put on makeup. 

***UPDATE***1/30/12
I did NOT hate the show as I expected...it was amazing. I have totally come to terms with and am over the anger and rage I had at age 18, which is awesome. It is nice to have closure once in awhile.

And look what I found...

Tickets to see Daniel Tosh:

Orchestra Seating

US $74.93 - US $96.93

US $74.93 Ticket + US $8.60 Fees = 
US $83.53US $96.93 Ticket + US $8.60 Fees = 
US $105.53

Remind me to stop reading things on the Internet

I was having such a nice, relaxing, productive day until I decided to ruin it by signing on Facebook. As many of you, I like to veg my brain out by stimming (read: stalking) on FB. Usually it's filled with utter nonsense and cute, whimsical photos of horrible expressions ("Changed my mind") but today, as we all know, Tosh Oh is under attack.


For being a comic.


By a lady who has never heard of "this Tosh Oh or Dane Cook or whatever." Seriously? I highly DOUBT that, lady. 


Do you know how IMPOSSIBLE it would be slash EXPENSIVE to get tickets to get into such an act? I know. Because I'd WANT to go and can't waste my money on such frivolity this summer. 


Anyway, this biznatch was offended by a joke that was NEARLY said about rape (I believe oh Daniel said "I'm about to tell you a very funny joke regarding rape" and the lady was like "Oh, no you didn't!" and so then, he made a joke AT HER EXPENSE. Or something like that) So of COURSE all these "feminist" college student idiots are shvitzing and writing (ahem) blogs about how "rape is NOT funny". Really? No shit. 


And yadda yadda yadda. So my point is...I don't remember. That I get overly fucking excited about bullshit?  Yea I guess that's it. But...

And also...this is humorous...I got into a little tiff with Andy the other night on the way to Costco and he was like, "You know, there was a hallmark card thing on Facebook today that is so  you. It's really mean tho. Never mind." So I'm furious and want to punch him. Then he tells me it's this:

Duh! That IS me. It's not MEAN. I wholeheartedly accept that I'm awful yet I'm awesome too so it makes up for it. 

Lazy Days

Just as I was about to start this here post, my mouse and keyboard got disconnected! WTF? They are obviously back online, but seriously, WTF?
So what's on my mind?
Nothing much. Summer vacation has been interesting... because literally 3 weeks ago I was so overwhelmed with work and personal related insanity and now...crickets. While it rocks on one hand...I constantly feel like I'm forgetting something...
Waking up and leisurely getting breakfast for the girls; reading, chilling by the pool, tanning; doing NOTHING. Having NOWHERE to be...it's cray cray.
I know. I'm making you jel! 

                                                                                                                                            
That pic up there is me, Chew & Scoop watching/being terrified of the 4th of July fireworks...Scoop was NOT interested. At all. 

Yes. This is sweet!

This app was downloaded on my way to see Weezer in Jersey last summer. I just rediscovered it and think I may have found a way to start blogging again!! Are you ecstatic or what?!





--<--@ Posted from The Road on my iPhone

Chewy

Chew wants to start a blog. I want to start POsTING to my blog...how will this drama unfold?! Stay tuned to find out. PS I'm currently posting


from my phone. Go shorty! There is a cute ass pic of Scooter.


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